I like my sugar with coffee and cream

So I’m just getting a coffee in Starbucks. It’s early and I’m sleepy. The lady asks my name. I tell her lexi, despite the fact I always appear to have issues with my name in Starbucks…


As I wait for my coffee, half asleep, imagine my sheer embarrassment when the barista calls out “cappuccino for Sexy?”

Yup. That’s right. The lady thought I’d told her my name was Sexy. From now on, if anyone asks, my name is Bruce.



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