F*ck off Mariah.
I’m fed up.
I really don’t give a flying monkey’s what you want for Christmas.
Wham – she gave it away last Christmas.
Get over it.
And can someone please tell Shakin’ Stevens – snow is not falling and hasn’t fallen at Christmas time in London in forever.
I do not want to step into Christmas with you Elton.
While we’re at it Mudd why don’t you all spend Christmas together if you’re that lonely and for God’s sake Cliff – STOP SHOVING CHRISTMAS DOWN MY THROAT.
It’s boring. It’s always the same.
And someone tell Boney M to bugger off.
As you may have guessed I’m not in the Christmas spirit. The boyfriend has become fed up with me being bah humbug.
So here we go.
I got in the festive spirit.
I’ve made Tom (and also you) the Ultimate Christmas Playlist.
And not even a peep from Slade or Wizard.
What could signify Christmas more than TLC singing about a Sleigh Ride…? It would be Ludacris to leave this track off the list. Kanye (and an array of hip hop royalty – including Pusha T) like to spend their Christmas In Harlem Run DMC like to ponder on what Christmas Is You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry, you’d better not pout I’m telling you why…. cause otherwise Snoop Dogg says Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto Ghostface Killah is having a Ghostface Xmas For a classy Christmas…Deck Da Club with piles of money… Merry Muthaf*ckin Xmas you filthy animal. Forget Mariah – All I Want For Christmas is more Christmas songs like this… And if none of that has got you in the spirit… DMX will. Merry Christmas. x